This page is being constructed for a bet. If you think it's crap (and I certainly do), don't blame me, blame my mate Simon who had to buy me a curry for being first to get a site up and running. Simon's site is utterly feeble. This is version 3 of this sad monument to my life and it will continue to evolve at glacial pace. It makes me happy anyway.
Please feel free to mail me with comments or suggestions at Andy@Saltiel.co.uk. I shall ignore you, but you'll feel better if you get things off your chest.